I simply cannot this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- This can't be real
- I need a vacation
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of geese came out under a bush. They were flying all over the place, and people were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible read more occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends won't believe what just happened. This is insane, I feel I'm going to faint! All of it was just so wild.
- It's unreal
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
I gotta go! You won't believethe rest of the story!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?